TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

     10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
     - Noah, 4314 BC

     9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
     - Pythagoras, 126 BC

     8th -"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
     - Michelangelo, 1566

     7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
     - Custer, 1877

     6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
     - Picasso, 1926

     5th -"Where the @#$% are we?"
     - Amelia Earhart, 1937

     4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
     - Einstein, 1938

     3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
     - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

     2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head."
     - JFK, 1963

     And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

     1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
     - Bill Clinton, 1997