> > >The Silent Drive > > > >A couple drove down a country road for several > >miles, not saying a word. > > > >An earlier discussion had led to an argument and > >neither of them wanted to concede their position. > > > >As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, > >the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" > > > >"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."