> Newsflash
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the
> Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.
>
> Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42PM
> last
> evening.
>
> Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and
> going,
> "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the
>
> time of
> his death.
>
> An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical Examiner,
> Dura
> Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest
> induced by
> sexual over-stimulation.
>
> Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he
> kept coming, and coming and coming.....