Happy Easter! 
 
 
 A man is driving along on a road and he hits the easter 
bunny and all the easter bunny treats go flying all around. He gets out of 
his car and notices that the easter bunny is not moving and realizes he has 
killed him, so he starts to cry. A woman pulls up to him and gets out and 
asks him what happened. So he tells her that he has killed the easter 
bunny. So she says wait here...she goes to her car and gets out an aerosol 
can and sprays the easter bunny....suddenly the easter bunny gets up dusts 
himself off collects all his treats and goes on his merry way, he bounces 
about 30 feet turns and waves...he starts off again, goes about another 30 
feet turns and waves again... 
 
 The man is sooo happy and he turns to the woman and says 
what's that can you sprayed him with...she replies it was "hair" spray, it 
brings back limp, dead "hair" to life and leaves it bouncy all day 
long.....hahaha....