"Hello, is this the Newfoundland Constabulary?"
   
"Yes. What do you want?"
   
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Murphy!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
   
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
   
The next day, the Newfoundland Constabulary agents descend on Billy
Murphy's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find  no marijuana.
They swear at Billy Murphy and leave.The phone rings at Billy Murphy's house.

"Hey, Billy! Did the Newfoundland Constabulary come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop yer firewood fer ya?"

 "Yep."
   
 "Merry Christmas Buddy"