Famous Quotes

  1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. 
> But men can fake whole relationships." 
> (Sharon Stone) 
> 
> 2) "Honesty is the key to a relationship. 
> If you can fake that, you're in." 
> (Courtney Cox, Monica on Friends) 
> 
> 3) "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live 
> in poverty. 
> Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23% who are apparently 
> doing quite well for themselves." 
> (Jerry Garcia, Grateful Dead) 
> 
> 4) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he 
> lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." 
> (Barbara Bush, former US First Lady) 
> 
> 5) "Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a 
> man's genitals through his wallet." 
> (Robin Williams) 
> 
> 6) "Women need a reason to have sex. 
> Men just need a place." 
> (Billy Crystal) 
> 
> 7) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman 
> I don't like and just give her a house." 
> (Rod Stewart) 
> 
> 8) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. 
> On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." 
> (Bruce Willis, on the difference between men and women) 
> 
> 9) "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame 
> everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't 
> blame everything on Satan." 
> (George Burns) 
> 
> 10) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." 
> (Carmen Boyle, Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner, 1996) 
> 
> 11) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: 
> Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people 
> who do." 
> (Henry Kissenger, former US Secretary of State) 
> 
> 12) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's 
> reading." 
> (Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers) 
> 
> 13) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee, 
> the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." 
> (Dan Rather, news anchorman) 
> 
> 14) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. 
> I said, "Thyroid problem?" 
> (Arnold Schwarzenegger) 
> 
> 15) "Hockey is a sport for white men. 
> Basketball is a sport for black men. 
> Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." 
> (Tiger Woods) 
> 
> 16) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be 
> devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches 
> my foot." 
> (Axel Rose, Guns'n'Roses) 
> 
> 17) "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. 
> But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." 
> (Rev. Jesse Jackson) 
> 
> 18) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." 
> (Jack Nicholson) 
> 
> 19) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think 
> of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." 
> (Roseanne) 
> 
> 20) "According to a new survey, women say they feel more 
> comfortable undressing in front of men than they do 
> undressing in front of other women. 
> They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of 
> course, men are just grateful." 
> (Robert De Niro) 
> 
> 21) "In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the 
> Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? 
> Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" 
> (Hugh Grant) 
> 
> 22) "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that 
> many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. 
> They say they cause severe swelling. 
> So what's the problem?" 
> (Dustin Hoffman) 
> 
> 23) "When the sun comes up, I have morals again." 
> (Elizabeth Taylor) 
> 
> 24) "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men 
> think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'" 
> (Jerry Seinfield) 
> 
> 
> AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS: 
> 
> 25) "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, 
> and only enough blood to run one at a time." 
> (Robin Williams)