Doctor's Convention
 
At a doctor's convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place
in  a tavern after an enthusiastic lecture.
 
 A British doctor said that medicine in his country was so advanced
that he could take a kidney out of one person, put it back in
another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.


A German doctor said that in his country, they can take
a lung from one person, put it in someone else, and have him looking for
work in four weeks.
 
A Russian doctor said that in his country, medicine is
so advanced that they can take a heart from one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
 
 The Canadian doctor replies, "Big deal! In Canada, we
can take an asshole out of Quebec, put him in Ottawa, and have half the
country looking for work the next day!"